Brunch: The Ultimate Retirement Plan (Even If You’re Not Retired Yet)
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Brunch: The Ultimate Retirement Plan (Even If You’re Not Retired Yet)
Let’s be real—retirement is a state of mind. Some people wait until they’re 65 to embrace the good life, while others figure out that brunch is just early retirement disguised as a meal. Here at I Brunch Everyday, we believe in living like it’s the weekend… every day.
Step 1: Dress for the Occasion
If you’re going to brunch like a professional retiree, you need the right outfit. Think comfy but classy—flowy fabrics, pastel colors, and just enough style to make it look like you put in effort (even if you rolled out of bed 10 minutes ago). Bonus points if you wear something from our "Brunch & Retire" collection—because nothing says I'm living my best life like fashion that announces it for you.
Step 2: Perfect Your Leisurely Pace
Brunch is not about speed. It’s about sipping, savoring, and strategically ordering so you can extend your table time. Start with coffee (or a mimosa, let’s be honest), move on to something egg-based, and then contemplate whether you need a pancake for dessert. (You do.)
Step 3: Befriend the Staff
A true brunch aficionado knows the server’s name, their dog’s name, and their opinion on the best omelet on the menu. Being on good terms with your brunch spot means you’ll get the best tables, the freshest croissants, and maybe even an extra side of bacon. Retirees have mastered this—take notes.
Step 4: Always Have a Brunch Exit Strategy
After a leisurely meal, it’s important to have a post-brunch game plan. This can range from a scenic stroll to a well-earned nap. If anyone asks why you’re taking a nap at 1 PM, just tell them you’re in "soft retirement" and they’ll be too intrigued to question it.
Step 5: Repeat As Necessary
Who says brunch is only for Sundays? The key to an I Brunch Everyday lifestyle is making brunch a regular event. Whether it’s a solo brunch with your favorite book, a midweek meet-up, or an excuse to wear something brunch-chic, every day has brunch potential.
So, if you're still waiting for retirement to slow down and enjoy life, don’t. Just go to brunch. And if anyone asks what you’re celebrating, just smile and say, “My future retired self would want this for me.”
— Brunch on, friends. ☕🥂