Holiday Cheer with a Side of Laughs: An Xmas Brunch Joke

A  man named Joe recently passed-away. There he was met by St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter said to Joe, I will ask you three questions, and if you answer all three correctly, you will go to Heaven. If you do not answer the three questions correctly, you will go to Hell.

Joe breezed through the first two questions without a hitch. 

St. Peter smiled wryly and told Joe that the last question would be a little tougher than the first two.

Joe, he asked, how did you feel about eating the most important meal of the day? 

Joe smiled and replied, until retirement, I ate breakfast every day of my life. 

 I’m a bit confused, Peter said. Why didn’t you still eat breakfast every day after you retired?

 Joe said, after that, I brunched every day. 

St. Peter turned to Joe and said,

Congratulations, You’re in!